Tintumon Reloaded

Goa
       Teacher:Tintumon, Where is your native place?
       TintuMon: checkoslovakia.
       Teacher:Tell me the spelling
       (kure neram alochichathinu sesham tintumon)
       Tintumon:Patticheee e.!!!!!!
       my native place is GOA..

Water
       Teacher:What is the formula of water?
       Tintumon:H2MgClNaClHNO3CaCO3 Ca(OH)2SnTnHg NiHCl(COOH)O
       Teacher:What is this?
       Tintumon: This is Corporation Water!

Motta
        Teacher: Namukku motta tharunna ethenkilum 4 jeevikalude peru parayu?
        Tintumon jumped and said:      Physics miss  English miss Maths miss Social miss!!

Puli
        Tintumon went to forest with his friend , pettenne oru puli munnil chaaady.!!
        friend puliyude kannil mannu variyittu.
        Friend: oodikko??
        Tintumon: njan ethina odunne nee alle mannu vaary ittathu..!!!

Chathi
        Tintumon: Oduvil snehicha pennum enne chadichu da..
        Friend: Enth patti
        Tintumon: Veruthe vilichatha.. Irangi ponnu

Convert
        Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam. I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY
        Tintumon: Teacher innale A padam kandu.

Cheetha Koottukar
        Oru divasam achan tintumonodu: da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu.?.
        Tintu:ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.. ,
        athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..! !!.

Medical Shop
        Tintumon in medical shop
        Tintumon:- chetta! chumakulla oru marunnu tha.
        Shopkeeper:- tonikkano?
        Tintumon:- Tonykalla ente ammakkaa

Kaattaana
        Teacher: Vaakyathil prayokikuka, Kaattaana
        Tintumon:Njan kaatiloode nadakumbol oru puli odi vannu,njan enthu kaattaana??

Achante Upadesham
       Achan: Daivam thamburan Molinnu vilichal nammalellavarum ponam tintumone.
       Tintumon: Daivam thamburan molinnu vilichal moli mathram poya pore acho??

Eduthal Pongathathu
       Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda palliyilachan: Eduthaal pongaathathaanallod a ninte chundathu?
       Tintumon: Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!

Tintumon As God
       Tintumon: appurathe veettukar enne daivamayitta kanunne.
       Amma: athu ninakkengane manassilayi?
       Tintumon: Njan avarude veetilekk chennappol avaru parayukaya
       "DAIVAME, NEE PINNEYUM VANNO!!!"

With Father
      Appan: Ninne Pallilachan aakkamennu njan nercha nernnittundu.
      TINTUMON: Chathichallo appa Ente mone pallilachan aakkamennu njanum nernnirikkuva. .

Tintumon In Classroom
      Classil urangunna tintumonodu Teacher: uushmav alakkunna upakaranam etha?
      Tintumon: Chatukam
      Teacher: nhan entha chodichath?
      Tintumon: uppumav ilakkunna upakaranamalle teacher.

Tintumon & Kallan
      Tintumonte veettil kallan keri.
      Ithu kanda Tintumon:
      Ente bagum bookum koodi kondu poda, illenkil njan ellavareyum vilichunarthum

Food & Accomodation
      Teacher: Food ennal Bhakshanam. Accomodation ennal Thamasam. Enkil Food & Accomodation ennal enthanartham. .??
      Tintumon: Bhakshanam Thamasikkum !!!

PTA Meeting
       Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow..
       Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
       Tintumon: its just u, me & the Principal !

Dr Tintu
       Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?
       Doctr: 1500 rs
       Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.

Umma
       14-11-2009: Njan avalod oru poo chodichu, Aval oru poochedi thannu.
       15-11-2009: Avalod oru page chodichu, Aval oru book thannu.
       16-11-2009: Avalod oru umma chodichu, Umma mathramalla, uppayum angalamarum koodi nallonam thannu

Movie Ticket
       Tintumon was repeatedly buying movie ticket, finally the ticket seller asked.
       Enthada chekka nee kanikkunne?
       Tintumon: Aa doorinte aduthullavan ellam keerikkalanju

Traffic
       Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
       He wrote Drive carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the teachers..!!

Swimming
      Maths Teacher: Aaril anju poyal enth kittum?
      Tintumon: Anjuvinte dead body kittum, karanam avalku swimming ariyilla!!

Marunnu
      Tintumonmedical shopil: ivide ellamarunnum kittumo?
      Staff:ella marunnum kittum
      Tintumon: ennal 1 kilo vedimarunnu thaa.

Teacher
     Tintumon: rajesh enne thalli,ini thalliyal njan shemichu enu varilla
     Achan: nee mashodu paranjille?
     Tintu: Hummm..!!!! avan thanneyanu ee rajesh